[Welcome back to the Evolution of Video Game Movies series. Every week, I will be moving forward through time, starting with the earliest an...

I wanted to like this movie... I really did. And in fact, part of me did. At least, certain parts of it. But it was just so... I don't k...

So I was thinking about this yesterday, and it suddenly all made sense. To catch those up who have been living under a cinematic rock for th...