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Showing posts with label random ramblings of a demented doorknob. Show all posts

11.10.2012

A Demented Special: Top 10 DemPod Moments.

Hello dear listeners. Did you start the show later on in its run? Have you ever wondered where some of our multiple running jokes originated? Have you wondered possibly what kinda brilliant things you've missed? Or do you possibly just want to relive some classic moments of the show? Well now's your chance!

Some of you might have heard we're going on hiatus for a while. While that's true, we still have a few things up our sleeves to put out before then. First up is this episode. A while back, I polled everyone on what their favorite Demented Podcast moments were since the beginning of the show. Y'all spoke, and Steve and I took your suggestions and mixed them up with our own choices. Then we figured out which order to put them in. What we have here is the result.

I went back and got the sound clips from all these events (and edited some down for convenience--the only one that really gets the shaft... no pun intended... is #5, which had to be really shortened down for time purposes). So, yeah, it's basically a clips show, but it's clips of our Top 10 favorite moments from all 50 episodes (or at least like... 47 or 48 episodes, which were the only ones out when this was put together). So without further ado, here you go!

(Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!)

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

11.03.2012

The Demented Podcast #50 - Battle Royale 5.

So here we are. Episode 50! And as it's an episode divisible by 10, that means it's time for a Battle Royale! I'll be honest--this is kind of a bizarre episode. I cut out about 30 minutes, though I tried to leave in as much as I possibly could. Otherwise, things just wouldn't make sense. Everything is hilarious as we all just basically sit around and hang out. This episode sounds more like a group of friends being silly than a group of people getting together to fight in a game (well... except for this one awkward part...). We had a fun time with this one, despite feeling like we'd just come out of the weirdest podcasting experience ever afterwards. So with that being said, I hope y'all enjoy it!

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!


Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Rachel - 155 Points
3) Dan - 152 Points
4) Kai - 144 Points
5) Tom - 143 Points
6) Jason - 132 Points
7) Nolahn - 131 Points
8) Joel - 117 Points
9) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

10.30.2012

The Demented Podcast #49 - Kryptoniiiiiitttteeee!

Sorry for the delay. It's been a busy couple of weeks. But hey, today marks the 2-year anniversary of the show! So that's cool. And for this episode, we're joined by Kai Parker of Man, I Love Films and the MILFcast. We're here to talk comic book movies, but more specifically... one of the worst and one of the best in Catwoman and Kick-Ass. And Kai gives one of the most homoerotic penis references of the show thus far. Besides that, he tries to climb the Tower yet again. How does he do? Listen to find out! (Note: Stay 'til after the closing music, as well. You'll get a little extra something.)

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Rachel - 155 Points
3) Dan - 152 Points
4) Tom - 143 Points
5) Jason - 132 Points
6) Nolahn - 131 Points
7) Joel - 117 Points
8) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

10.02.2012

The Demented Podcast #48: Tom Arnold Sex Tape.

For this episode, we were joined by Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies to discuss films of the "Die Hard Scenario." These are films where it's one man fighting against man while stuck in a closed-in location. And this is apparently a real subgenre. Anyway, we ended up looking at two plane-related flicks in Passenger 57 and (you guessed it) Snakes on a Plane. (And, strangely, SoaP gets one of the longest discussions on a film for this season of the podcast.) From there, Jason goes on to climb The Tower. Will he do well... or will 20 Questions actually be too much for him? Listen to find out!

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Rachel - 155 Points
3) Dan - 152 Points
4) Tom - 143 Points
5) Nolahn - 131 Points
6) Joel - 117 Points
7) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

9.16.2012

The Demented Podcast #47: We're All A Bunch Of Racist Bastards.

I apologize for the really long episode, but... yeah, it's a long one. We're joined by Joel Burman, the current Shepard of The LAMB--The Large Association of Movie Blogs. He's here to talk about "versus" films... those films that have two characters with big personalities and/or intellects facing off against each other. And to show this, we're discussing Gangs of New York and Inside Man. It's a lengthy discussion, but that's not all! Joel then plays a lengthy game of The Tower. Does he impress us yet again... or does he stumble hard? Listen to find out!

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!


Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Rachel - 155 Points
3) Dan - 152 Points
4) Tom - 143 Points
5) Nolahn - 131 Points
6) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

9.08.2012

The Demented Podcast #46 - 100 Chinese Gymnasts In A Box.

Reminder: We're switching to a weekly schedule for pretty much the rest of the season! So don't let the other episodes get lost in the fray before you get a chance to listen to them!

This week we're joined by Rachel Thuro of Reel Insight (and you can hear a few clues that will date when we actually recorded this episode). We talked about heist films with Michael Mann's Thief and Sidney Lumet's Dog Day Afternoon. After that, it was time for this previous Battle Royale champion to take on the Tower yet again. How will she do? Will she soar to the top or fall short early? (And am I actually fooling anyone trying to imply she doesn't finish?)


Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Dan - 152 Points
3) Tom - 143 Points
4) Nolahn - 131 Points
5) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

9.01.2012

The Demented Podcast #45 - My Brain Has Exploded Five Times.

IMPORTANT NOTE: From this point on, we will be releasing the rest of the season on a weekly basis (at least until further notice). Otherwise we wouldn't be able to wrap everything up until like... December, and we already have almost the entire season wrapped at this point. So make sure you get your listening and comments in on time before the episode disappears!

Anyway, sorry for the big delay. Podomatic was having issues again. But here is the next episode. We were joined (over a month ago) by Dan Heaton of Public Transportation Snob to discuss Post-Apocalyptic films Delicatessen and Southland Tales. They're two very strange movies, but we had fun talking about them. And then we move on to The Tower. Will this former Battle Royale Champion do well... or fall early? Listen to find out!


Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site (and ask that nobody else links directly to it, either). But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan - 167 Points
2) Tom - 143 Points
3) Nolahn - 131 Points
4) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

8.16.2012

My Liebster Responses.

OK, so over the last month or two, a variety of people have awarded me the coveted "Liebster Award" that's been going around lately. In no particular order, these people are from the blogs The Great Movie Project, 1001plus, Green People Soup, and Screen Insight. (If you awarded me and I forgot, I apologize. Four was difficult enough to keep track of.) Now that I'm not busy and/or lazy, I figured it was a good enough time to respond to these.

If you're unaware of what this entails, here are the rules:

1. Each person must post 11 things about themselves.
2. Answer the 11 questions the person giving the award has set for you.
3. Create 11 questions for the people you will be giving the award to.
4. Choose 11 people to award and send them a link in your post.
5. Go to their page and tell them.
6. NO TAG BACKS

However, I'm going to break some of these rules. Everybody I could possibly link to has already been awarded this at this point, so it's useless to make them do it all over again. So I'm only gonna bother doing the first two rules here. And hopefully that should work, considering I now have to say 11 things about myself PLUS the 11 questions from EACH of these blogs that awarded me.

First, here are 11 Things About Me (that you might not know):

1. I love ketchup. I eat it with almost anything non-liquid or non-dessert-y.

2. I have a strong love of writing fiction. I've currently written 9 novels, and I have actually published some short stories and poetry. My first grade teacher helped me bind and laminate my first stories (with such titles as "Red Line The Snake" and "The Adventures of Magnet Man"). I wrote my first "novella" around 7th grade (a sci-fi/fantasy murder/thriller originally entitled "The Mime"), and I wrote my first full-length novel in 12th grade (a post-apoc horror/sci-fi novel called "Requiem for and Angel"). It sucks. (Though I suppose it has potential if I ever did a full re-write from scratch.)

3. I am currently the only member of my immediate family not in the medical field (no doctors, but all in medicine). I guess the sciences run in my family, which I suppose is why biology was always my second-best subject in school.

4. I'm phonophobic (yes, that's a real thing). In other words, I get incredibly freaked out if I have to make phone calls, to parents excluded. Generally skype doesn't bother me because other people I know are also involved.

5. I do not tan, no matter how hard I might try. I have incredibly fair skin, so I will burn a lot and then go right back to pale.

6. That might be attributed to the fact I have red hair. You might not notice it in pictures or in The Vlog, but while the top of my head is brown, my beard is red (and the roots of the "soul patch" are blonde). All naturally. And it all only gets brighter if I'm out in the sun.

7. Nothing freaks me out more than scorpions. I'm generally fine if they're on TV or whatever. But if one comes crawling across the floor, I scream like a little girl and jump to the other side of the room where it takes me 20 minutes to build up the courage to throw a book at it or something.

8. Although I do not consider myself religious (in the sense I go to church every Sunday), I do have a fascination with it. My mom's side of the family is a huge catholic bunch. My mom is a pretty strict catholic. I went to private school from kinder through 8th grade, which meant I went to church at least twice a week every week until I hit high school, and that was on top of religion classes, etc. So it's pretty engrained in me. I stopped going to church when I turned 18, and I could probably count on one hand how many times I've gone since (usually for something like a wedding or funeral). But I still love movies with religious angles to them (like Se7en), and a handful of my novels tend to have some kind of religious undercurrent to them.

9. I rarely drink caffeine or alcohol (alcohol much less often than caffeine, which I will have on occasion). I mainly drink water. I don't think I've ever been completely drunk, though I have been incredibly tipsy to the point I stumbled while walking.

10. At various points in my life, I was actually involved in gymnastics, karate, and basketball. The first two were when I was really little, and I wish I would have stuck it out with one or the other (or both!). I played basketball when I was in jr. high for a intramural team... and we actually went undefeated for the entire season. And yes, I actually made some shots.

11. Despite my relatively quiet demeanor (which some of you who have either met me or talked to me before can attest to), I have ADD (Note: Not the hyperactive variety). I am very easily distracted--something my students would always complain about, even. I usually have about 20 different things going on in my head at once, which probably explains why I just sit there quietly the majority of the time, as I easily get lost in my own mind. But it is also very easy to distract me from my mind if you hit the right topics, and I can get awfully chatty (to the point, believe it or not, people have to sometimes tell me to stop). I know... I'm an enigma. But when I get my mind set on something, it sure as hell gets done... which explains the 9 novels.

I could go on and on about other things you might not know about me, but I'm sure you want to get to the good stuff. Now the questions from others...

The Great Movie Project Questions:

1. What are your top five favorite movies of all time?

This is such a hard question... let's see what I can do: Little Shop of Horrors, Shaun of the Dead, Spaceballs, 28 Days Later..., and uh... I can only choose 5? Damn. Fine. The Princess Bride.

2. In your opinion, what is the best film translation of a book?

The Princess Bride, hands down. I actually like the movie better than the book. And it really captured the narration incredibly well by transferring it to the Grandfather character.

3. What's your favorite movie moment?

There are so many types of favorite moments. Funny? Scary? Dramatic? Etc. If I just chose one at random, I'd say possibly...

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" *slash* "Offer me money."
"Yes!"
"Power, too, promise me that." *slash*
"All that I have and more. Please..."
"Offer me anything I ask for."
"Anything you want.
*stab* "I want my father back, you son of a bitch!"

4. What's the strangest movie you've ever watched?

I've seen a lot of strange movies. I'd say it has to be a three-way tie between Eraserhead, Hausu, and Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach! And two of those are Japanese, so I think that says something...

5. Has it ever embarrassed you to watch a movie in the theater? If so, which one(s)?

Yes, actually. I've seen all the Twilight movies in theater, by myself. I was also incredibly embarrassed to see Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li by the time it ended because it was so bad.

6. Are movies still relevant as an art form or has Hollywood's mass production strategy made them something else?

I think they're still definitely relevant as an art form. Mainstream Hollywood aren't the only films being produced, and there are plenty of other films available that are incredibly artistic.

7. Which of the four Hogwarts Houses would you want to belong to?

I'm not brave enough for Gryffindor or mean enough for Slytherin. And nobody wants to be in Hufflepuff (I mean, only one person was really relevant from Hufflepuff, and he's killed off the same book he becomes relevant). And I consider myself relatively intelligent, so Ravenclaw it is.

8. Who's the best movie villain?

This is a damn near impossible question to answer. I mean, you have anyone from Hans Landa to Hannibal Lecter and Voldemort to Vader. But for the freakiest of villains, I might have to go with Annie Wilkes from Misery. She (along with Nurse Ratched) is like a precursor to Professor Umbridge, another terrifyingly evil villain.

9. You're babysitting in a quiet theater during a horror movie, watching the killer creep up on the unsuspecting babysitter on the screen. What flavor of ice cream are you eating?

Some form of chocolate, probably. Maybe strawberry.

10. Who is your favorite movie hero/superhero?

Does Richard B. Riddick count? If so, totally him.

11. What's a movie that surprised you by how much you liked it?

Moneyball. It's about math and baseball. I'm actually programmed to hate it. Yet I really liked it.


1001plus Questions:

1. At a movie theater, what snacks do you buy? Or do you sneak them in? If money were no object, what would be your movie theater snack of choice?

I actually don't typically get snacks. But if I do, it's usually water and probably goobers.

2. What's the first movie that really scared you?

Little Shop of Horrors gave me nightmares for over a decade... yet I always went back to it.

3. The television show/book/graphic novel/other thing I would really love to see adapted to film is...

I've always wanted to see a very well done, dark, live-action Pokemon movie. Either that or Dean Koontz's Odd Thomas, which has been rumored to be in production for ages but has never happened. I also really want a GOOD Uncharted movie with Nathan Fillion.

4. If you like horror movies, why do you like them? If not, why not?

I love horror, mostly because it's just something engrained in me. Little Shop of Horrors was really the first film I really loved. But it's also an adrenaline rush, and I find horror filmmakers always have the most fun when making a movie, and when that shows, I always have fun.

5. If you could be any movie character, who would you be, and why?

Scott Pilgrim. He might be an ass, but he was with at least three different hot girls, has kinda-super powers, lives in a video game/anime world, and has great friends.

6. Why did you start blogging? What keeps you going?

Easy question. Dylan of Man, I Love Films--formerly of Blog Cabins--got me into it. I stumbled upon Blog Cabins from imdb, as it linked to him from there. And while I was there, I found his Survivor Recaps and then just continued reading everything he did. And I just decided to start my own blog at that point and joined the LAMB and befriended Dylan, etc. And I keep going because of all the friends I've made.

7. What movie would you most like to see again for the first time with no prior knowledge?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban without knowing the book? Maybe I'll feel the film actually has purpose in that case.

8. If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say?

"Here Lies Nick... And May He Never Come Back As A Zombie, Because That Would Suck. And If That Happens, Shoot Him In The Head."

9. What is the best or most useful class in school you have ever taken?

I don't know... maybe Narrative Fiction? There were some meta-stories in there, and I got to write a paper comparing a novel to Will Farrell's Stranger Than Fiction.

10. Describe your favorite article of clothing.

I don't care about fashion or anything, so I don't really have one.

11. If there was one household chore I could get away with never doing again, it would be...

Cleaning the bathroom.


Green People Soup Questions:

1. In what decade were you born?

1980s.

2. What do you think you'll die of, and when?

Assassination, so of cours I have no idea when. I mean, I'm kind of a big deal.

3. Can I borrow a hundred bucks?

I'm afraid not.

4. What's your favorite film genre, and why?

Anything fantastical... so fantasy, horror, and sci-fi.

5. Are "definitive" greatest-of film lists bullshit? Why or why not?

Yes. Film is subjective. There can't be definitive anything about it.

6. What decade produced the best action stars?

Is there any other answer to this besides the 80s (and/or early 90s)?

7. Where is the best place to sit in a theater, and why?

Middle, middle. Because.

8. Does nihilism solve any cultural problems?

I don't care.

9. Why don't you care more about stuff? Jeez!

*shrugs*

10. If you could, would you force filmmakers to revert back to using combinations of practical effects (miniatures, matte paintings, etc.) alongside some CG? If not, explain yourself.

Yeah! Especially with horror films. Body horror style stuff like Carpenter, Cronenberg, etc. is the best kind of thing. That's why I like things del Toro does with guys in suits rather than CG creatures.

11. Why do we exist?

Why don't we NOT exist?


Screen Insight Questions:

1. When you think of home--and your family--which film first comes to mind?

Spaceballs. A frequently quoted film.

2. Explain a Cinema-Story whereby something interesting happened!

A dude choked on some popcorn or something. Somebody started screaming for help, and a dude nearby me literally leapt over the back of the seats like a ninja and gave him the heimlich. And then everything was fine and everyone went back to watching the movie.

3. What is the most Erotic scene in Film?

Easily any number of sex scenes from The Room. Tommy Wiseau's ass... so hot.

(Seriously, I'd have to say the Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis moment in Black Swan.)

4. Which actor could [almost] guarantee your attendance to a cinema?

Simon Pegg. Love that guy.

5. Which actor used to guarantee your attendance--but doesn't anymore.

Ryan Reynolds. I'll still rent all his flicks, but after stuff like The Change-Up and Green Lantern, I had to pass. I'm still hoping for that Deadpool movie...

6. If you could go anywhere in the world, related to film, where would you go?

Real or fake places? For fake, Hogwarts! Real? The Harry Potter sets, which I know they'll be doing tours of.

7. What is your favorite 007 film?

I actually haven't really seen that many 007 movies. I think I've only seen one of the Pierce Brosnan films, and otherwise just Casino Royale. And the only thing I remember from either one is the free-running opening in Casino Royale. Sorry.

8. What is your favorite franchise?

Harry Potter. Easy!

9. Which film do you want a sequel for?

For this question, I'm gonna go the route of film that most likely will never, ever get a sequel (which narrows down the field immensely). And I still have four answers: Mathilda (a Leon sequel), From Dusk Til Shaun (a Shaun of the Dead sequel), Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money (*sadface*), and Super Mario Bros. 2 (because... why not?).

10. Which film do you wish could be erased and remade?

This kinda goes against one of the previous answers, but... Super Mario Bros. As much cheesy fun as the first one is, I totally wish they'd just redo it and go crazy with it. And keep it closer to the games, which would just make it weird.

11. What is your favorite composer/score to a film?

Kind of a lame answer, but I have no idea. I don't really listen to scores much outside of the films. I might mention I like the score, but that's about it. However, two of my non-Harry Potter-related songs from a film score is the main theme from 28 Days/Weeks Later (which was later retitled "In a House/In a Heartbeat") and the main theme from Saw. I like a lot of songs that have a slow start and build up to this grand, epic theme. That's probably why "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is one of my favorite classical pieces.

8.13.2012

V.G. Movies #31: Alone In The Dark 2.

[Welcome back to the Evolution of Video Game Movies series. Every week, I will be moving forward through time, starting with the earliest and ending with the most recent of video game movies. I will be detailing the histories of the games and how the films came about, and both my and fan reaction to the adaptations. Practically all of my background information is either common knowledge or from Wikipedia. So without further ado, let's move on to the next film on the list.]

THE HISTORY

So let me get this right. Uwe Boll passed on this sequel, and instead turned the reins over to his long-time co-producers and screenwriters for practically all his former films, Peter Scheerer and Michael Roesch. Well... shit.

THE FILM

So some time in between films, Christian Slater became an Asian man. Interesting. I honestly have no idea what the plot of this movie is. Hell, IMDb doesn't even know, as it just gives some BS concept blurb. The best I can give is this... Edward Carnby (Rick Yune) is stabbed by an evil witch's knife and becomes infected with... something that attracts the witch. The Dexter family--including Natalie (Rachel  Specter) and her father (Bill Moseley)--take him in to heal him up. With the help of some companions--including Boyle (Ralf Moeller), Perry (Danny Trejo), and Abner (Lance Henriksen)--they... try to do something with the knife... to stop the witch... or something. But at least some Uwe Boll regulars show up like Zack Ward and Michael Pare.

I didn't understand a damn thing that was going on in this movie. Most of the plot was either not explained very clearly (or at all), or was explained so late in the game that it was far too late to matter or care. I didn't know what any of the character motivations were. Why did these people care about Edward Carnby enough to risk their lives for him? As far as I could tell, he never exhibited anything of importance to... anything that was going on. In fact, the few times you do get a sense of why he's involved, it's for selfish reasons that would only endanger everybody even more. I never could figure out why they wanted or needed the knife and what would be bad about the witch actually getting it back. Them having it didn't help them or make anything better. I'm also not sure what the point of the witch was outside "I want my knife back" was. Well, there was something you learn about a connection to the Dexter family later on, but by that point I really couldn't have cared less.

As expected, the acting is terrible. Rick Yune is barely a presence until about an hour in, as he spends more of his time incapacitated. Ralf Moeller is like an Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe (not even remotely as cool). Bill Moseley, who I recognize as the worst thing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, shows up to give some more signature painful acting here. He's seriously so outmatched that even the shitty acting from Rachel Specter seems in a whole other league. It's almost comical. Danny Trejo is horribly underused; the man probably has a total of 5 minutes at best and doesn't do anything worth hiring Danny Trejo for. The best part of the movie, frankly, is Lance Henriksen. His acting is by far the best, and his character is at least fun to watch.

This film wasn't actually as painful as I was expecting, but that doesn't stop it from being God-awful. The story is so under-explained that you never know why anything is happening or what they're doing. The motivations of the characters are either nonexistent or muddled at best. The CGI is bad, which is also to be expected. The acting is laughable, and I still have no idea why they changed Carnby's race from the first film. Talk about odd continuity. Save for Lance Henriksen, there's nothing good about this movie, and no real reason to watch it.


The Zed Word

8.07.2012

The Demented Podcast #44 - Social Commentary!

For this episode we're joined by Tom Clift of Movie Reviews by Tom Clift to discuss alien invasion flicks Village of the Damned (the original, though comparisons to the remake are made) and Attack the Block. Ironically both British with aliens that have things on their faces glow... totally unintentional. We have some good discussions here, even getting into some social commentary within both films. And then we move into the Tower. Will Tom hold up his reputation as a solid player, or will he actually stumble? Listen to find out!



Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan Fields - 167 Points
2) Nolahn - 131 Points
3) Joanna - 93 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

7.24.2012

The Demented Podcast #43 - Movie Quotes, Undercurrents, Midgets, and BOATS!

I apologize for the lateness of this episode. I had a lot going on last week and this past weekend and couldn't get it edited (What? You say I've had this audio for 3 weeks?... shut up). Anyway, we're joined by Joanna Chlebus of Reel Feminist to discuss some neo-noir with Blue Velvet and In Bruges. I'll warn you now... this is a really long episode... probably one of the longest non-Battle Royale episodes we've ever had. But it flows well and has plenty of great discussion and laughs to be had. It's also incredibly NSFW. So enjoy! Joanna also attacks the Tower once again. Can she do better than her first attempt... or will she fail completely? Listen to find out! (Also, if you've commented lately and find it's not on this episode... it will show up in the future. Remember, we have a back-stock of episodes slowly coming out.)



Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan Fields - 167 Points
2) Nolahn - 131 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

7.07.2012

The Demented Podcast #42 - We're Kinda Cocky.

Today we're joined by Nolahn of the Bargain Bin Review for what is probably one of our best episodes... as well as one of our most offensive. Seriously, starting around roughly the 45-minute mark, this episode becomes incredibly NSFW (I'll give you a hint... the last episode focused on the female anatomy, so I guess it was only fair to balance it out). We had so much fun with this episode we had to do it twice! (More on that within the actual episode.) Otherwise, we're talking about book-to-film adaptations, looking specifically at the films (and their respective short stories), Minority Report and Rashomon. But we don't stay on either long, as Nolahn wanted to branch the discussion off and have a more detailed talk about when it's right and wrong to hate on a film, particularly if it's staying true to its source material. We discuss many different films, everything from Harry Potter and Twilight to ThorNarnia, Watchmen, Jaws, and more! But then it's time for Nolahn to take on the Tower once again. Last time, he became the first person ever to fail the Tower. Will he redeem himself? Or... will he make history as the first person to fail twice? Listen to find out! Also... if you aren't offended by the end of the episode, make sure to stay tuned after the closing music for a little something special...

P.S. Here are some links Nolahn mentioned he'd send for us to add to the episode for further reading:


Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Dylan Fields - 167 Points

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google fo

6.29.2012

The Demented Podcast #41 - Gynecological Instruments For Mutant Women.

NOTE: I know this was due last weekend, but for some strange reason, my Podomatic bandwidth was insanely above the limit--not sure why, considering I (and nobody else, as far as I know) don't post the actual player on my page. But the bandwidth reset itself today, so although I normally post DemPod on Saturdays, I decided to put it up today due to it being late anyway.


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We are finally back with our first regular episode of the season, and to help us kick it off is our old pal Dylan Fields of Man, I Love Films. He's on this episode, which was actually recorded prior to the previous Battle Royale, to discuss psychological thrillers, particularly of the medical variety. First up is Cronenberg's Dead Ringers. We follow that up with Almodovar's The Skin I Live In. And for pretty much the first time on the show, we actually speak for a while spoiler-free for the latter film and then give a spoiler warning for when we discuss the film post-twist (for this is not a movie you want spoiled in that regard). Then, of course, we move on into The Tower. Will this prior Battle Royale champion (of the second rendition) reclaim glory, or will he choke under the pressure? Listen to find out!

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR4) Stevee Taylor - 285 Points
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

6.09.2012

The Demented Podcast #40 - Battle Royale 4.

After almost a month of no episodes, we're finally coming back at ya. There were a few reasons behind this, most of them scheduling issues. But we're starting off here with the fourth edition of the Battle Royale, where the Top 5 Tower players of the past season face off until there's only one left. As usual, the recording itself was at least 2 and a half hours, and I managed to cut it down to less than an hour and 20 minutes. It was mostly randomness, some connection issues, and few jokes (but the majority of the funny stayed in!). So here, Steve and I are joined by Rachel, Kai, Stevee, Jandy, and Jason. Will Rachel be the first person to win twice? Will Jason redeem himself for his first-round tiebreaker loss last season? Will Stevee or Jandy, both new to this, come out on top? In the nearly all-girls season, will the ladies represent, or will a guy be this season's winner? And most importantly, will Kai ever. stop. talking? (The answer to that last one is no. But we love it anyway!). As for the other questions, listen to find out!


Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!


Current Tower Leaderboard
1) Rachel (169 Points)
2) Kai (126 Points)
3) Stevee (108 Points)
4) Jandy (107 Points)
5) Jason (103 Points)
6) Nikhat (96 Points)
7) Lindsay (91 Points)
8) Joanna (83) Points
9) Jessica (FAIL)

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

5.18.2012

The Demented Podcast #39 - Film Snobs Can Suck It!

I know. This is super late. I'm sorry, OK?! It's totally my fault. But it's here now, and now you can hear Man, I Love Films' own Kai, who joins us to discuss monster movies The Host and Cloverfield. After some discussions, Kai yet again climbs The Tower. And since it's Kai, you know what that means, right? That's right... the episode after this will be the next Battle Royale! (Hopefully.) Listen to find out who the next "lucky" contestants will be... and if Kai will join their ranks.


Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

Current Leaderboard
1) Rachel - 169 Points 
2) Stevee - 108 Points
3) Jandy - 107 Points

4) Jason - 103 Points
5) Nikhat - 96 Points
6) Lindsay - 91 Points
7) Joanna - 83 Points
8) Jessica - FAIL



Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points



That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping  me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

4.21.2012

The Demented Podcast #38 - Steve Effs Off.

Moving into our first of two guys in this "all female" season, Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies joins us once again. This time, we're talking meta-horror films Scream and Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. (Warning: Both discussions are heavy on spoilers... and while we assume most of you have seen Scream by this point, Leslie Vernon is a more unknown flick. If you don't want to be spoiled, we can tell you this: It's an incredibly positive reaction from all three of us.) After the film discussions, we move on into the Tower. Jason has a new strategy... but will it work? Listen to find out!

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!


Current Leaderboard
1) Rachel - 169 Points
2) Stevee - 108 Points
3) Jandy - 107 Points
4) Nikhat - 96 Points
5) Lindsay - 91 Points
6) Joanna - 83 Points
7) Jessica - FAIL


Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping  me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.

4.11.2012

Post #1000!

You can expect the next 50/50 Review later today... but I just wanted to put this in here now. So... yeah, this is my 1000th post at R2D2! This is going to be a big year for me here. Besides this 1000th post, this December will be my 5th year. I'll get through the 5th season (and second year) of The Demented Podcast. I'll wrap up The Vlog with Season 5. (And hopefully get a Vlog Movie together.) I'll wrap up the 50/50 series, as well as the video game movie series. And, of course, I have some other big things up my sleeve.

But I won't share those other big things... just yet. Thanks to all my readers who have allowed me to post 1000 times (and counting). Y'all are great!

4.08.2012

The Demented Podcast #37 - Fairy Tales.

Yeah, I know. Not a very creative title... but I couldn't find anything else particularly thematic from the episode to put in there. Anyway, we're joined this episode by Rachel Thuro. We state in the episode that she is of Rachel's Reel Reviews; however, this was recorded immediately before her announcement, and she is now of the site Reel Insight. She's here to talk with us about fairy tale flicks Ladyhawke and MirrorMask.

Then... this former Battle Royale winner and former BR runner-up takes on The Tower yet again. Will this Tower Veteran score the highest of the season... or will she fumble early? Listen to find out!

Current Leaderboard
1) Stevee - 108 Points
2) Jandy - 107 Points
3) Nikhat - 96 Points
4) Lindsay - 91 Points
5) Joanna - 83 Points
6) Jessica - FAIL


Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions
(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

Due to Podomatic bandwidth issues, I will no longer be placing the podcast player on the site. But you can easily listen and subscribe through iTunes!

That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping  me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.


3.24.2012

The Demented Podcast #36 - Ballsy.

For this episode, we're joined by Stevee of Cinematic Paradox. She's on to discuss psychological thrillers The Grifters and Hard Candy. We have some fun discussions before moving on to The Tower. Will this girl from the land close to the land down under make it to the top? Or will she get too... psyched out? Listen to find out!

Current Leaderboard
1) Jandy - 107 Points
2) Nikhat - 96 Points
3) Lindsay - 91 Points
4) Joanna - 83 Points
4) Jessica - FAIL

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions

(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

You can listen to this episode on the player below or by subscribing through iTunes.



That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.


3.10.2012

The Demented Podcast #35 - The Lost Episode.

Due to technical difficulties, we lost the majority of this episode. I was able to get in the last 13 minutes of the show, which is the majority of Round Two in The Tower through to the end, but we lost everything else. So for the first 13 minutes, I summarize the introduction of our guest, Nikhat of Being Norma Jeane; our thoughts on the films (Roxanne and I'm A Cyborg But That's OK); and the beginning of The Tower. Then I give you actual audio from the show. I know it's a short show, but I hope you enjoy what you've gotten anyway. And it'll give you some time to get in more feedback for previous episodes (as well as this one, if you'd like).

Current Leadboard
1) Jandy - 107 Points
2) Lindsey - 91 Points
3) Joanna - 83 Points
4) Jessica - FAIL

Current/Previous Battle Royale Champions

(BR3) Dan Heaton - 176 Points
(BR2) Dylan Fields - 114 Points
(BR1) Rachel Thuro - 171 Points

You can listen to this episode on the player below or by subscribing through iTunes.



That being said, enjoy! Thanks goes out to Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website for great, royalty-free music. And thanks to Google for helping me find a website that will give me free video game audio samples.