David Carradine, star of Kung Fu and Kill Bill, has been found dead. It appears to be a suicide (via hanging).
But the worst part is that I'm already reading comments like "I guess Bill killed Bill" and "Will they question Uma Thurman?" I pray this doesn't become a murder mystery, or else we'll just be hearing "who killed Bill?"
Come no, guys. The news just broke. Give it more than 5 minutes before you break out the morbid jokes.
UPDATE: It has now been confirmed that this 72-year-old man died during a sex act--auto-erotic asphyxiation--wherein he gets off from lack of air supply. The rope was found below both heads... if you know what I mean. I'm sorry, it's a sad thing to see him go, but... what a way. Bring on the jokes...
