The Home Theater

This page is a collection of all the movie reviews I have done.

*One asterisk means it's a positive review.
**Two asterisks means it's a 'blah' or 'so-so' review
***Three asterisks means it's a negative review.
(HM) means that it was so bad it was good (a Hot Mess)
(WTF) means it was so bizarre I couldn't say one way or another.

You will have to read the reviews to discover how postive, negative, so-so, or WTF each review is, however.

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-[REC]*
-9*
-10 Items Or Less*
-11:14*
-16 Blocks*
-28 Days Later…*
-28 Weeks Later…*
-100 Girls*
-127 Hours*
-2001: A Space Odyssey (WTF)
-2012**

A
-Across the Universe**
-Adaptation.*
-Adjustment Bureau, The*
-Adventureland*
-Alice in Wonderland (2010)*
-Aliens Vs. Predator 2: Requiem**
-Altered*
-Amélie*
-American Gangster***
-Angel-A*
-Arthur and the Invisibles**
-Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*
-Atonement*
-Attack The Gas Station!**
-Audition*
-August Rush*
-Avatar*
-A Wednesday**

B
-Babylon A.D. *
-Bang Bang You’re Dead*
-Bank Job, The**
-Batman Begins*
-Battle Royale**
-Battle Royale II: Requiem***
-Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (WTF)
-Beowulf**
-Big Lebowski, The*
-Black Hawk Down**
-Blindness*
-Blood & Chocolate**
-BloodRayne (HM)
-Book of Eli, The*
-Box, The*
-Braveheart*
-Brazil (WTF)
-Bridesmaids*
-Bucket List, The*
-Burn After Reading*
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid*

C
-Casablanca*
-Casshern (WTF)
-Catch-22**
-Chalk**
-Chaos**
-Changeling*
-Charlie Bartlett*
-Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian**
-Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader**
-Citizen Kane*
-Clash of the Titans (2010)*
-Clockwork Orange, A*
-Close Encounters of the Third Kind**
-Cloverfield*
-Confessions of a Superhero**
-Coraline*
-Counterfeiters, The*
-Crank: High Voltage (WTF)
-Crazies, The
-Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*
-Crying Game, The*
-Cube*
-Cube 2: Hypercube**
-Cube Zero*
-Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The*
-Cypher*

D
-Dakota Skye**
-Dance of the Dead***
-Dancer in the Dark***
-Dark Knight, The*
-Daybreakers*
-Daywatch**
-Deadgirl (WTF)
-Dead Girl, The**
-Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round**
-Death Note**
-Death Note II: The Last Name**
-Definitely, Maybe*
-Descent, The***
-Devil*
-Diary of the Dead***
-Dinner For Schmucks*
-District 9*
-District B13**
-Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The*
-Dog Day Afternoon*
-Dog Soldiers*
-Doomsday**
-Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog*
-Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb**
-Drag Me To Hell*
-Dragonball Evolution***
-Drillbit Taylor**
-Drive Angry 3D*
-Drunken Master*

E
-Eagle Eye*
-Easy A*
-Enter the Dragon**
-Eraserhead (WTF)
-EuroTrip*
-Exit Through The Gift Shop*
-Eye, The (Remake)**
-Eye of the Dolphin***


F
-Fallen*
-Fanboys**
-Far Cry***
-Fast Five*
-Fast & Furious*
-Feast II: Sloppy Seconds**
-Feast 3: The Happy Finish (WTF)
-Film Geek**
-Final Destination, The (3D)**
-Finding Neverland*
-Fletch*
-Following*
-Forbidden Kingdom, The*
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall*
-Freaks*
-From Paris With Love*
-Frost/Nixon*
-Funny Games U.S.***
-Funny People**

G
-Gamer**
-Gamers, The***
-Gamers, The: Dorkness Rising*
-George Washington (WTF)
-Get Over It*
-Get Smart**
-Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai*
-Ghost In The Shell**
-G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra**
-Girl Who Leapt Through Time, The*
-Golden Compass, The**
-Gone Baby Gone*
-Gone With The Wind*
-Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, The*
-Good, The Bad, And The Weird, The*
-Gosford Park***
-Graduation*
-Gran Torino*
-Gray Matters***
-Great Dictator, The*

H
-Hamlet 2**
-Hancock**
-Hangover, The*
-Hangover, The: Part II*
-Hanna**
-Happening, The**
-Happiness of the Katakuris, The (WTF)
-Hard Candy*
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1*
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire**
-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince*
-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban***
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone*
-Harvey*
-Hatchet*
-Haute Tension*
-Heathers*
-Hellboy**
-Hellboy II: The Golden Army*
-Hero*
-Hide and Creep*
-Host, The*
-Hot Tub Time Machine***
-How To Be A Serial Killer*
-How To Lose Friends & Alienate People**
-How To Train Your Dragon*
-Howl's Moving Castle**
-Hurt Locker, The*

I
-I Am Legend*
-I'm A Cyborg, But That's OK*
-I'm Reed Fish**
-In Bruges*
-Inception*
-Incredible Hulk, The*
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull*
-Ink*
-Inkheart**
-Inside Man*
-Insidious*
-Interstella 5555**
-In The Mouth Of Madness**
-Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)*
-Iron Man*
-Iron Man 2*
-Irreversible**
-I Saw The Devil*


J
-Jennifer's Body*
-Jumper***
-Juno*

K
-Kamikaze Girls**
-Karate Kid, The (2010)*
-Kentucky Fried Movie, The*
-King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters*
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang*
-Knocked Up**
-Knowing**
-Kung Fu Panda*
-Kung Fu Panda 2*

L
-Last Airbender, The***
-Laura*
-Law Abiding Citizen*
-Legion**
-Les Diabolique*
-Let Me In*
-Let The Right One In*
-Life Is Beautiful*
-Little Shop of Horrors (1986)*
-Lo*
-Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels*

M
-M***
-Man On Wire*
-Martyrs**
-Max Payne**
-Mean Guns*
-Memento*
-Men Who Stare At Goats, The*
-Messenger, The: The Story of Joan of Arc***
-Metropolis**
-Midnight Movie***
-Mind Hunters***
-MirrorMask*
-Mirrors**
-Misery*
-Miss Potter***
-Monsters*
-Monsters Vs. Aliens*
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
-Mother*
-Movie Hero, The*
-Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor***
-My Bloody Valentine 3-D**
-My Name Is Bruce**
-My Neighbor Totoro*

N
-National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets*
-Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind***
-Next Three Days, The*
-Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist**
-Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian**
-Nightmare Before Christmas, The*
-Nightmare on Elm Street, A (2010)*
-Nightwatch**
-Nine*
-Ninja Assassin*
-Nobody Knows**
-No Country For Old Men*
-North (WTF)
-Nothing**

O
-Oldboy*
-Once**
-Onion Movie, The*
-Orfanato, El/Orphanage, The*

P
-P2**
-Pandorum*
-Paprika***
-Paranormal Activity*
-Paranormal Activity 2*
-Paul Blart: Mall Cop***
-Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief*
-Perfect Getaway, A*
-Pianist, The*
-Pin (WTF)
-Pineapple Express**
-Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides*
-Plan 9 From Outer Space***
-Pontypool*
-Postal***
-Predators*
-Primal Fear*
-Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time**
-Princess and the Frog, The*
-Princess Bride, The*
-Producers, The (1968)**
-Proposal, The*
-Protector, The***
-Push*

Q
-Quarantine*
-Quick and the Dead, The**

R
-Rampage*
-Rashomon*
-Re-Cycle*
-Reader, The***
-Repo Men**
-Repo! The Genetic Opera*
-Resident Evil: Afterlife**
-Resident Evil: Degeneration***
-Restrepo*
-RocknRolla**
-Rocky Balboa***
-Rocky Horror Picture Show, The***
-Role Models*
-Room, The***
-Rubber*
-Ruins, The***
-Rumble in the Bronx (HM)
-Run Fatboy Run*
-Run Lola Run*

S
-Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom***
-Saving Private Ryan*
-Saw*
-Saw II**
-Saw III*
-Saw IV**
-Saw V**
-Saw VI*
-Saw VII (3D)*
-Schindler's List*
-Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World*
-Scream 4*
-Seed***
-Seven Samurai*
-Sex Drive**
-Shaolin Soccer*
-Sherlock Holmes*
-Shutter Island*
-Sin City*
-Slumdog Millionaire*
-Snatch.**
-Social Network, The*
-Sorcerer's Apprentice, The*
-Source Code*
-Southland Tales (WTF)
-Special*
-Speed Racer*
-Spiral*
-Spirit, The***
-Spirited Away*
-Splice*
-Star Trek*
-Stardust*
-Stark Raving Mad*
-Sting, The*
-Strangers, The***
-Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li***
-Sucker Punch*
-Sunshine*
-Super 8*
-Surrogates**
-Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street**

T
-Taken*
-Taking of Pelham 123, The (2009)**
-Talented Mr. Ripley, The*
-Terminator Salvation**
-There Will Be Blood*
-Thor*
-TiMER*
-Tokyo Zombie (WTF)
-Training Day*
-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen**
-Transporter 3*
-Tron**
-Tron: Legacy*
-Tropic Thunder*
-True Grit*
-Twilight*
-Twilight Saga: Eclipse*
-Twilight Saga: New Moon*



U
-Unforgiven*
-Unknown**
-Untraceable*
-Up*
-Up In The Air*

V
-Vantage Point**
-Very Potter Musical (and Sequel), A*
-Visitor Q (WTF)

W
-WALL*E*
-Wanted*
-Wasabi*
-Watching The Detectives*
-Watchmen*
-Westworld*
-Where The Wild Things Are**
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit?*
 -Wizard Rockumentary, The*

X
-X-Men: First Class*
-X-Men Origins: Wolverine**

Y
-Yes Man**
-You Don’t Mess With The Zohan**

Z
-Zack And Miri Make A Porno*
-Zerophilia*
-Zombieland*