DVDs Or Death!

Haven't done one in a while, so let's get at it. DVDs Or Death!

Zombie Strippers.

Brief Synopsis: Like Snakes On A Plane, I Think The Title Is Clear Enough.

Comments: Jenna Jameson + Zombies + Strippers? Doesn't that sound like a recipe for success! Well... at the very least, it'd be B-Movie fun. That is, if it hadn't just been done... by Robert Rodriguez... in Planet Terror. Or if you replace zombies with vampires, you could compare it to From Dusk Til Dawn or even Devil's Den.

Viewing Option: T.V.

Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Brief Synopsis: Again... Read The Title.

Comments: Purposefully skipped it in theater... that can only mean one thing!

Viewing Option: Skip (or T.V., possibly).

Kitt Kittridge - An American Girl.

Brief Synopsis: I Really Think We Need More Inventive Titles.

Comments: See previous movie's comments.

Viewing Option: Skip.

P.E.S.T.

So what do I think about the movies coming out this week? Let's see! It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursdays!

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Title: Hellboy II.

Pre-Thoughts: Obviously the big movie of the week. I enjoyed the first Hellboy, though it could have been better. I'm suspecting that the sequel is going to be similar. I love Guillermo del Toro, though. He's one of the great directors of today with a great vision for his films. The movie is obviously going to look great. And I like the fact that the creatures are all people in suits instead of CGI, including all the ones my homeboy Doug Jones portrays. And this time, Mr. Jones actually gets to do the voice of Abe Sapien! Anyway, this looks like it'll be more action than the first, but the trailer doesn't give much on story, so I'm kind of iffy on that aspect. Either way, I still think it'll be pretty cool. And it has been getting some good reviews, but I'm trying to keep my expectations for this to a middle-point. That's the safest bet, I think.

Pre-Score:

I Am McLovin!


Title: Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Pre-Thoughts: Well, my mom really wants to see it... but I'm not incredibly hyped about it. I mean, it looks fun, and it seems like it would be even more fun in the 3-D theaters (which isn't the one here). But it's heavily reliant on CGI and looks to be almost too child-friendly for my tastes. Though, Brenden Frasier is always cool, so I'm not sure. I'm kinda blah on this one.

Pre-Score:

Stop Saying Okay! Okay.


Title: Meet Dave.

Pre-Thoughts: No.

Pre-Score:

She's Gone From Suck to Blow!