Showing posts with label pest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pest. Show all posts

4.02.2009

P.E.S.T.... With A Twist.

EDIT: Totally forgot a movie I need to review. Added it to the top of the list.

Alright, so I'm not going to talk about the movies coming out this weekend and which ones I want to see, etc. To get that out of the way now, I want to see both Fast & Furious and Adventureland. But I'm going to see the former tomorrow, because not only do I think it's pretty awesome myself, but my sister wouldn't have taken no for an answer anyway.

So my pre-emptive strike here is to let everybody know what I've been up to lately and what you can expect within the coming month. I haven't posted very often lately, but that doesn't mean I haven't been watching movies. In fact, I've been watching quite a few, and I owe you guys tons of reviews. So on top of tomorrow's Fast & Furious review (which will probably be posted up either within the last hour of the day or the early hours of Saturday morning), you'll be getting numerous others... and possibly even a new round of the new quote game.

So what reviews can you be expecting soon? Well, at least in some form or fashion, you will be seeing the following movies/documentaries/TV shows reviewed by me, most likely within this month:

- 16 Blocks, the movie where Bruce Willis plays a down-and-out, nearly retired version of John McClane, and Mos Def makes one of the worst acting choices in history by trying to sound like a mentally handicapped, nasally Elmo.

- Daywatch, the sequel to Nightwatch (not the crappy Ewan McGregor movie, but the Russian mindfuck movie).

- How to Lose Friends & Alienate People... how much does my love of Simon Pegg extend?

- Funny Games, the US remake, not the original... though I hear there's not much of a difference. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

- Special, an upliftingly depressing film about a loser who starts getting superpowers. But not really.

- Dragonball Z: Season One... with the movie coming to a theater near you in about a week, and coming to your computer about 2-3 weeks ago, along with a slew of 'worst movie ever made' reviews, I decided to give in to nostalgia and start rewatching the series I had once been addicted to many years ago.

- In the Mouth of Madness, the movie that shows us what would happen if Stephen King had the insane fanbase of JK Rowling (see: next), disappeared from existence, and then had John Carpenter make a movie about it.

- We Are Wizards, a documentary about the Harry Potter fandom and how you shouldn't fuck with them.

- This Film Is Not Yet Rated, a documentary about good filmmakers and how you shouldn't fuck with them.

- Death Note & Death Note II: The Last Name, two live action movies based on the amazing anime (and manga) series. But do they live up to the original(s)?

- Son of Rambow, a movie I watched and reviewed ages ago but have yet to post it up. At this rate, it'll get posted by the time they make a sequel to it with the same actors, but far past their prime.

- Sex Drive, a film I have yet to see, but will hopefully arrive via Netflix in a couple days.

- Confessions of a Superhero... see the status of 'Sex Drive', the plot of 'Special', and the quips in my notes on the aforementioned 'documentaries'.

And... that's about it. Like I said, I owe y'all a lot. I better get crackin', huh?

3.12.2009

P.E.S.T.

A couple interesting prospects, but nothing that has me all-out excited. It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Race to Witch Mountain.

Pre-Thoughts: I know of the original, probably even seen parts of it, but I don't think I've seen the whole thing. Regardless, I enjoy Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and this movie actually looks kinda fun... though the trailer does pretty much give away the ending (on them getting to the mountain) for those who haven't seen the original. So who knows? I might be there.

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Title: The Last House on the Left.

Pre-Thoughts: Another classic remake of which I have not seen the original (I know, shame on me being a horror fan and all). But at least it's not a remake of another brainless slasher flick. It's close, but at least this one has a story that kinda turns it all around on its head. Horror remakes almost always disappoint (Dawn of the Dead being one of the few exceptions in recent years). But I might check it out eventually, if simply because I like the premise.

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Title: Miss March.

Pre-Thoughts: Is it just me, or does anybody else feel like they've seen this movie before? It's like another Road Trip/EuroTrip, mixed in with The House Bunny, a bit of Just Friends, and a sprinkle of any number of the crappy "National Lampoon" movies to come out in recent years. I really have no strong feelings one way or the other about this movie... just that it looks tired and so-done-before.

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Title: Sunshine Cleaning.

Pre-Thoughts: Never heard of it before this point. It has a decent cast, though--Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin, and Steve Zahn. It also has a bit of an interesting premise. Too bad that it's gotten zero publicity and is probably just under limited release.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.



Title: Brothers at War.

Pre-Thoughts: Never heard of it, either. An unknown cast. Another movie involving the Iraq War. And probably a limited release. In other words, I really don't care.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.

3.05.2009

P.E.S.T.

There's about 5 movies coming out this weekend, 4 of which nobody has ever heard of, and only 1 that anybody cares about. It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Watchmen.

Pre-Thoughts: I read the graphic novel and enjoyed it. I know of the altered ending and don't really care (in respect to the climax). The only thing I'm not liking is that there are rumors that the final scene in the book is not in the movie, which is insane, because that's the scene that makes the entire story worth it. Not to mention it's one of the greatest endings ever. But everything else is supposed to be dead-on with the graphic novel (except for the Black Freighter stuff, which is going to be added in with a Director's Cut DVD). I'm pretty excited. Though the rating really depends on if they cut that final scene or not. Going on the assumption that they did (grumble grumble), I am prescoring it as such.

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Title: The Horsemen.

Pre-Thoughts: Never heard of it.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.



Title: 12.

Pre-Thoughts: Okay, so I have heard of this one. This is the remake of 12 Angry Men that was up for a Foreign Film Oscar a year ago. Why it's just getting released now, who knows. But with a slew of poor reviews (and the fact that it isn't being released here), I just don't care.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.



Title: Phoebe in Wonderland.

Pre-Thoughts: Again, I had heard of this one once, not too long ago, but haven't watched the trailer or anything, so I can't say much.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.



Title: Tokyo!

Pre-Thoughts: Never heard of it.

Pre-Score: Can't score it.

2.26.2009

P.E.S.T.

The Jonas Brothers in 3D and a remake of Street Fighter all in one weekend? Be still my heart! (Or not). It's Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.

Pre-Thoughts: Going back to the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana event that did so freaking well at the box office last year, I've never understood putting not only a concert in theaters, but making a concert 3D. To top it all off with the concert being the Jonas Brothers? You'll find more teeny boppers there than at an Edward Cullen suck fest (take that however you like).

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Title: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Pre-Thoughts: Remember how well the Van Damme version did? Well, lots of other people do, too. I don't know how this one will fair. It's interesting that they're having it focus on Chun-Li instead of the game's main protagonists Ken and Ryu, but I know there's some game storyline Street Fighter vs. Street Fighter II reasoning behind it. But I was never a big Street Fighter fan (nothing against it, just didn't play it), so I couldn't tell you. However, while the movie looks rather bad, it's actually including more of the superpowered stuff like hadokens, which I'd like to see on screen. And that's probably the same reason I'm gonna see Dragonball when it comes out this year, too. Though with my expectations so low, I might be in for a surprise. Hell, maybe that's what they're hoping for... if anybody goes to watch it.

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Title: Crossing Over.

Pre-Thoughts: Is it just me, or has anybody else never heard of this movie? And with a cast like Harrison Ford, Ray Liotta, Ashley Judd, and (to a lesser extent) Jim Sturgess, I'm baffled as to why this film has had absolutely no advertisement whatsoever... at least that I've seen.

Pre-Score: Couldn't tell you... haven't even seen a trailer.

2.19.2009

P.E.S.T.

Tomorrow's my birthday (turning the boring ol' age of 23). But the real question is... what to go see?! It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title:
Fired Up!

Pre-Thoughts: A comedy about two football players who go to cheerleader camp instead to pick up chicks. I'm not really excited, honestly. Though I'm not sure anybody else is, either. It's like if Bring It On were a buddy comedy. Let me reiterate... my main comparison here was Bring It On.

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Title: Medea Goes To Jail.

Pre-Thoughts: Is Tyler Perry the Jim Varney for (cross-dressing) black people or what? I've never really got swept up into the Tyler Perry craze, and I think the guy is mostly overrated. He comes out with about 472.5 movies a year, none of which ever seem that outstanding. And as for this particular one, not even the trailer could figure out what the movie wanted to be. It was all over the place, and Medea seemed like an afterthought just to get his cash-cow character into the film... kinda like how the script for Spider-Man 3 was already written, and then studios wanted to put Venom in to get more money from fans.

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Title: The Reader.

Pre-Thoughts: Finally coming to my town, the weekend of the Oscars. I would have much preferred Milk, but I guess this will do. It's not made me very excited, especially after only so-so reviews... but I wanna get in as many Oscar movies I can before the big event. So I guess that means I'm going to see a depressing holocaust film for my birthday. Talk about cause for celebration.

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2.05.2009

P.E.S.T.

I'm actually posting this on time! Dakato Fanning better ready herself for the fight against... herself. It's Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: The Pink Panther 2.

Pre-Thoughts: I didn't even bother seeing the first one (with Steve Martin). Though Steve Martin himself pretty much gave me little hope in the film anyway on The Colbert Report. He said the movie plays on many levels: there's low comedy and high comedy... but not much high comedy. It's mostly low.

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Title: Push.

Pre-Thoughts: I've seen some pretty rave reviews thus far, and it looks freakin' awesome. I've been waiting for this one ever since I first saw the trailer months back. But let's just hope it's not another Jumper, which coincidentally came out right around this same time last year. But I'm putting myself up for high hopes this time around. Let's hope I don't come crashing down.

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Title: He's Just Not That Into You.

Pre-Thoughts: Great ensemble cast, even if it's a romantic comedy. I do want to see it purely for its cast. I just don't know when I'll get around to actually doing so (probably not until it comes out on DVD).

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Title: Fanboys.

Pre-Thoughts: Another movie that's been pushed back for way too long that's finally getting its release. Ironically, there's a huge fan following of this movie that has been waiting in the shadows for its release. Unfortunately, it's getting quite the limited release, which means it ain't coming my way anytime soon.

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Title: Coraline.

Pre-Thoughts: Neil Gaiman? Henry Sellick? Stop Motion? 3-D? The next movie to have every wannabe goth girl shopping at Hot Topic? I'm there... eventually. It's number 3 on my list after Push and the next one on the list.

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Title: Slumdog Millionaire.

Pre-Thoughts: That's right, it's finally coming here! I'm seeing this tomorrow after ages of waiting. Can't wait.

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Royale With Cheese

1.30.2009

P.E.S.T. (+1).

A day late, I know... but oh well. Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday (+1)!

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Title: The Uninvited.

Pre-Thoughts: I haven't really been interested in this at all (when has a remake of J-Horror turned out good?), but even major critic reviews have been fairly positive. I might eventually check this out, though probably not until DVD. Who knows?

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Title: Taken.

Pre-Thoughts: I thought it seemed interesting by the trailers. But then I discovered that it was produced and co-written by one of my favs, Luc Besson (Leon, La Femme Nikita, Angel-A, The Fifth Element, Unleashed, etc.). His works that he has more say in (writing/directing) are generally better than the ones he just produces, so I have hopes for this. The movie has gotten some so-so reviews, but I blame the other writer, as Besson was only a co-writer (sounds like a good excuse to me). But this is pretty much a definite for me.

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Title: New In Town.

Pre-Thoughts: No. And it was a no even before I read the "this is one of the worst movies ever made" reviews. (I only gave it the following pre-score because of the involvement of J.K. Simmons, who would have to at least bring it up a notch).

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1.22.2009

P.E.S.T.

Two weeks in a row! Doing good! It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursdays!

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Title: Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans.

Pre-Thoughts: I own the first. I saw the second in theater, but wasn't overly impressed. However, this third installment--which happens to be a prequel--actually looks like it could be decent. I might be up to checking this out.

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Title: Inkheart.

Pre-Thoughts: I guess this movie just kept getting pushed further and further back (because I've been seeing previews for this movie for over a year) until it landed in January (which is never a good sign). And after my last venture into Brendan Fraser-land (Mummy 3), I'm left with a bad taste in my mouth. However, although I haven't read the books, I adore the concept. Plus, Andy Serkis is doing a (villainous) role that doesn't involve motion capture or Peter Jackson. Color me intrigued.

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Title: Killshot.

Pre-Thoughts: Speaking of movies that seem to keep getting pushed back, I swear I saw previews for this at least over two years ago. Honestly. At first, I had no idea what this was until I read up on the plot and the cast, and then I recognized it immediately. It's a thriller staring Diane Lane (alright), Thomas Jane (better), Mickey Rourke (even better), Rosario Dawson (cool) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (awesome). However, I did say that it was a thriller, right? Then why the hell is it being directed by the guy who did Shakespeare In Love and Captain Corelli's Mandolin? Maybe a rent... down the line.

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Title: Frost/Nixon.

Pre-Thoughts: I'm listing this because it's finally coming to my town. I'll definitely be checking it out.

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Title: Last Chance Harvey.

Pre-Thoughts: Again, it's just now coming to my town. And while Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson excite me, the actual movie doesn't. Oh well.

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1.15.2009

P.E.S.T.

Holy crap. A Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday? I know what you're saying to yourself: "Thou hast not giveneth one of these since... well, by God! October of year last!" And I reply to thee: "Hai! But thou shalt have one post-haste!" ...or now, really.

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Title: My Bloody Valentine 3-D.

Pre-Thoughts: The movie looks like crap and in no way scary, but it's the first 3-D horror film since like... the early 90s? And it's actually coming to my town... in 3-D. Hell, I don't even think Spy Kids 3-D came to my town in 3-D. So this is pretty big. I might have to check it out just for that.

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Title: Notorious.

Pre-Thoughts: A movie about infamous rapper Notorious "Biggie Smalls" B.I.G. (or is is Biggie "Notiorious B.I.G." Smalls? Who the hell knows). Anyway, I think it's funny that it's a movie about the relationship between Biggie, Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs, and Tupac... and it's actually being produced by Sean Combs. And Sean Combs is not playing himself. What I find even more interesting is that everybody knows Biggie for his relationship with Tupac and the whole murder thing... yet the trailers, as far as I'm aware, don't even show Tupac. Or if they do, they don't mention him by name. Anywho, I'm probably gonna skip this one.

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Title: Defiance.

Pre-Thoughts: Oh goodie. Another WWII movie. This time with James Bond. In a forest. (Just to note, it doesn't look bad. I just have no incredible urge to go out and see it right away).

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Title: Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Pre-Thoughts: Kevin James. Funny guy. Paul Blart. Stupid name. Mall Cop... seriously? A movie about a mall cop? I couldn't figure out the tone from the trailers, either. Was it supposed to be a slapstick comedy? Or was it supposed to be some kind of action thriller with comedy thrown in? To me, the tone looks something along the lines of Home Alone 3 (or was it 4?). Either way, that's not a good thing.

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Title: Hotel For Dogs.

Pre-Thoughts: Another movie that couldn't find its tone in the trailer. It starts out as some kind of mystery. Maybe even horror. And then the dogs show up, and it gets all cutesy. Then they build machines that take care of the dogs. This movie has 'mess' written all over it.

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10.16.2008

P.E.S.T.

I really have no good excuse. I've just felt really lazy (and/or tired) recently and haven't felt like blogging too much. That's why I skipped DVDs Or Death! this week... but I figure I'll make it up with a good round of Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: W.

Pre-Thoughts: I'm not sure. On the one hand, it's a movie about George W. Bush. On the other hand, it's a movie about George W. Bush. The trailers don't show too much, but you can't judge a movie like that. The last time I saw a movie that had a trailer that showed absolutely nothing, it turned out great (Burn After Reading). So, again... dunno.

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Title: Max Payne.

Pre-Thoughts: I really want to see this movie. I've only read one review for it thus far, and it was a negative one, but it was also a review from somebody on imdb (strike one) that is a hardcore fan of the video game (strike two). I think the movie looks visually stunning and really entertaining. And as I've never played the video game, I won't have that point of reference to complain from. And as I've been saying, this looks to be like for Mark Wahlberg what The Matrix was for Keanu. And I really hope it is.

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Title: Sex Drive.

Pre-Thoughts: Again, mixed reviews for this thus far. It's either incredibly boring and stupid, or incredibly hilarious and awesome. I've heard it's been compared to the likes of Road Trip and EuroTrip, though not even remotely as dirty (in fact, quite clean), but I still love me some EuroTrip, so I might check it out. Plus, it has a co-starring role with the actor that plays Dale on Greek, so that'd be fun. The most I've seen from him elsewhere is magical-appearing party-goer in Superbad. We'll see.

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Title: The Secret Life of Bees.

Pre-Thoughts: What can I say? I've seen one preview for this, and it looked pretty good... even though Dakota Fanning looked even more anorexic and creepy than usual. But it's not coming out here, so I won't be seeing it anyway. Oh well.

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A Keanu 'Whoa'

9.25.2008

P.E.S.T.

Another exciting weekend is upon us! It's time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Miracle at St. Anna.

Pre-Thoughts: I think this looks like an amazing film by a great director. I've also heard the book is amazing, as well, though I haven't read it. Even though I'm not a big war-film fanatic, I'd love to check it out, definitely.

Pre-Score:
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A Keanu 'Whoa'



Title: Choke.

Pre-Thoughts: Where the hell has all the advertisement for this movie been? The next big film based on a book by the guy who wrote Fight Club? I've seen a couple different T.V. spots for this, and none of them tell anything about the film whatsoever. This movie is going to bomb completely. I'd like to see it, though, just for the sake of having seen it... but seriously... what the heck?

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Title: Eagle Eye.

Pre-Thoughts: I think this will be the big one of the weekend. I've already got plans to see it with a friend, so I know there'll be a review up for this either late Friday or early Saturday, so keep an eye out. I've been excited for this movie for a very long time. To me, it just has one of the most awesome trailers I've ever seen. Can't wait for tomorrow night.

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A Keanu 'Whoa'



Title: Nights in Rodanthe.

Pre-Thoughts: A movie for old people and/or people who like sappy romances with old people. I'd say this'd draw the same crowd as, say, The Notebook, except for the fact that the leads are... well... not Ryan Gosling. And are old.

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Title: The Lucky Ones.

Pre-Thoughts: Ironic in title... I hadn't even heard of this film up until a few days ago. Never seen a trailer for it, never heard anything about it. Therefore, much like The Women, I can't really give it a pre-score.

Pre-Score: N/A.

9.18.2008

P.E.S.T.

Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Lakeview Terrace.

Pre-Thoughts: Well, I have heard that Sam Jackson is pretty good in it. And it does look relatively entertaining, too. I might check it out, though I plan on seeing Burn After Reading this weekend as first priority since I didn't get the chance to check it out last weekend due to the hurricane evacuation stuff (wherein nothing happened). So yeah... might be good.

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I Am McLovin!



Title: The Duchess.

Pre-Thoughts: Keira Knightley with big hair and puffy dresses? I think I'll skip on this one.

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Title: Igor.

Pre-Thoughts: The family-friendly film of the week, Igor looks really cute. And it does have a great voice cast including John Cusack, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi, Sean Hayes, Eddie Izzard, Jennifer Coolidge, Molly Shannon, and even Jay Leno. I don't know about immediately, but I think this would be a fun one to see.

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Title: My Best Friend's Girl.

Pre-Thoughts: I do admit I am a Dane Cook fan. This movie, while it looks like it'll have some funny moments, will be a renter, I figure. I'm in no rush to go out and see this.

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Title: Ghost Town.

Pre-Thoughts: Ricky Gervais in a lead comedic role in an American movie? Wow. I'd think about checking it out just for that. Though I don't know what it is, but it just feels like this concept has been way over-done. And I feel bad for the wonderful Odd Thomas film that's in the pre-production process right now, because people who don't know the book are going to think it's ripping off this film or something (because it's a funny, average guy who helps out ghosts... even though they can't talk in Odd Thomas)... but OT is so much deeper and darker than this movie probably will be. But anyway, I've gotten off subject. It looks... well... remember that movie Just Like Heaven with Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo, and Jon Heder? No? That's my worries exactly.

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9.11.2008

P.E.S.T.

I really do apologize that y'all aren't receiving much lately. This would have been a good movie-viewing weekend, too... had it not been for stupid Hurricane Ike heading directly for us. But alas, even though I shall be in the evacuation process by the time you read this, I shall still give you it anyway... and that 'it' is none other than... Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday! (No hurricane/evacuation pun intended... or 9/11 pun, either, as I just realized that it'll be 9/11 when this is posted. Anyway...).

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Title: The Women.

Pre-Thoughts: ...Come again? I've never even heard of this movie... at least, I didn't until one of the teachers at the high school randomly brought it up last week. I haven't seen a trailer or heard anything about it. But it has the following people in it: Meg Ryan, Annette Benning, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith, Bette Midler, Carrie Fisher, and Cloris Leachman. It probably should have been re-title "The Women... Without Huge Careers Anymore All In One Movie." So... yeah, probably not gonna see it.

Pre-Score: Uh... couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.



Title: Burn After Reading.

Pre-Thoughts: The next big Coen Brothers movie, and one of the big two coming out this weekend. Personally, even though the trailer doesn't give too much information on what the hell the movie is actually about (except a computer disc, a disgruntled and slightly awkward John Malcovich, and a dancing Brad Pitt), I think it'll be pretty good. The Coen's are great directors, especially in their comedies (gotta love The Big Lebowski). And amazingly enough, it will be coming here, so that's awesome.

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Title: The Family That Preys.

Pre-Thoughts: On the one hand, it's a clever pun in the title. On the other hand, it's Tyler Perry... yet again.

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The Zed Word



Title: Nothing Is Private.

Pre-Thoughts: ...except the advertising on this film, which I haven't seen. I've heard of it, of course (under it's other name, Towelhead), but I haven't really kept up much on it. Though I've heard it's really good. I'll keep an eye out for it, though I don't think it's coming here.

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Title: Righteous Kill.

Pre-Thoughts: Earlier this year, we were blessed with the pairing of Jet Li and Jackie Chan in one film. Now that we're later into the year, we have a movie that, after 20 or 30 years, has re-united Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro. I think it looks good, though with the potential of becoming overrated. But I'll have to check it out before I say anything. It's number two on my list (Burn After Reading comes first). Otherwise, yeah, I'd check it out.

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9.04.2008

P.E.S.T.

Just like with this week's DVDs Or Death!, I almost had to skip on P.E.S.T. due to lack of anything of interest. But alas, there is but one film to come out and 'shine' this weekend. Therefore, it is time for Pre-Emptive Strike Thursday!

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Title: Bangkok Dangerous.

Pre-Thoughts: Well... it's the only movie this weekend. And it's Nicolas Cage. But the action looks fun. (And it's Nicolas Cage). The story looks at least intriguing, too. (And it's Nicolas Cage). I might check it out. (And speaking of Nicolas Cage, you might be interested in next week's Nic Cage Blog-A-Thon over at Blog Cabins, which should be a hoot).

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8.28.2008

P.E.S.T.

It's the end of August! You know what that means? Generally bad movies. But you know what? I'm excited! How bout you? PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE THURSDAY!

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Title:
Disaster Movie.

Pre-Thoughts: Ha....hahahahaha.... hahahahahaha..... No. (And I can see all the 'clever puns' already. I won't associate myself with them. I refuse!).

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She's Gone From Suck to Blow!



Title: Babylon A.D.

Pre-Thoughts: Oh man, I don't care if it's Vin Diesel. The man's acting doesn't bug me. I'm totally psyched for this movie. I'm probably gonna see it tomorrow, maybe (if I don't go to this other thing I was thinking about going to). It looks so awesome. Though I have read some early reviews that made the movie sound less than average... but they were from awhile back when it was still in the editing process (like... test screenings), so it could have been fixed by now. So who knows.

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A Keanu 'Whoa'



Title: Hamlet 2.

Pre-Thoughts: Reviews for this are all over the place... and I don't mean in where you can find them (because it had only been released in like... 100 theaters last week). A lot of reviews are pretty negative, and a handful argue otherwise. I'm not sure. I just know that as a literary kinda guy (and a guy who loves quirky comedies and theology), I think anything that mixes Hamlet and Jesus (with a musical number of 'Rock Me Sexy Jesus') has to be awesome. And it IS coming here, so that's cool. I might check it out some time.

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I Am McLovin!



Title: Traitor.

Pre-Thoughts: Again, a movie with mixed reviews. Some say it's a boggle of good and bad. Some say it's an epic in a hollywood shell. Some say one part is good and the other not-so-much (kinda in the same way Hancock was described). But I thought the trailers made it look pretty good. And I'm not usually into political thrillers, either, so that's saying something. I might give this a look at some point, too. If not in theater, then definitely a rental. I do wanna see it eventually.

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I Am McLovin!



Title: College.

Pre-Thoughts: Drake Bell and... a couple other guys... who are still in high school end up going to check out college campuses and getting mixed up in some crazy stuff... huh. At most, it'd be interesting to see Drake Bell in a lead role in something other than a Nickelodeon show or a TV commercial. And there are parts of the trailer that look kinda funny. But I don't know if I'll check this one out in theater. I'll probably see it eventually. I just don't think I'd wanna use my precious time and money (and they are precious) on it in theater.

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Stop Saying Okay! Okay.